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Fart Monster and Me by Tim Miller & Matt Stanton

December 23, 2019 Comments off

fartFart Monster and Me by Tim Miller & Matt Stanton. Pub. ABC Books, Imprint HarperCollins, 2019.

When a Fart Monster crash lands at the back of Ben Dugan’s house leaving a bum shaped crater, he is in for a change of life.

Fart Monster comes from another planet and got to Earth as a result of a ginormous fart which carried him across the Universe. He is invisible to everybody but Ben and he farts all the time.

Ben has to put up with being accused of farting all the time at school, at home and even at his birthday party. There are some choice phrases in the book such as “doing farts and telling fart jokes are not the same thing”. “smell you later” and ” whoever denied it supplied it”

Guaranteed to get those reluctant boy readers into reading. For primary and intermediate readers.

There are actually four books in one, with easy large font and excellent illustrations. It is the BUM per Edition. Go on you want to read it.

 

Maudlin Towers: Attack of the Meteor Monsters by Chris Priestley.

December 2, 2019 Comments off

attack meteorMaudlin Towers: Attack of the Meteor Monsters by Chris Priestley. Pub. Bloomsbury, 2019.

Maudlin Towers School is for not particularly bright sons of the not especially wealthy. Two of these are friends Mildew and Sponge, a couple of nerdy boys who get into some wonderful adventures involving time travel.

When a meteor crashes into Pugs Peak above Maudlin Towers, followed by a herd of girls joining the boys at school chaos is about to reign supreme. To Sponge and Mildew girls are a fathomless mystery so they consult the librarian Miss Foxing about books on girls. She shows the boys and they are bewildered, nobody had ever looked at these books.

The boys trek up Pugs Peak and are confronted by Zigg and Tarduz and the Spiders from Marzz (don’t make me explain). They are aliens who threaten the World with vaporising unless the boys turn over the escaped criminals. Who are the escaped criminals? Why has old teacher who is supposed to be dead Mr Particle suddenly shown up in his time machine.

Lots of fun and lunacy in this third book about maudlin Towers. Will greatly appeal to reluctant boy readers and me of course

Where is my Underwear by Justin Kipp.

October 16, 2019 Comments off

underwearWhere is my Underwear by Justin Kipp. Pub. 2019.

This is a simple story of a boy(who else) who has lost his last pair of underpants or underwear as they say in USA. They are under something but under where?

He asks his mum if she has seen them and she says they were under his bed but they are not under there and there is a spider under the dresser. So where are his underwear?

You have guessed it. This is a play on words about the only boy in the world who has lost his underwear. Not.

It is funny, a good read aloud and is well illustrated in bold colours. I like the hair and the eyebrows. You will like it to.

For primary and pre schoolers and maybe intermediate students especially boys(and mothers).

For copies check the author and Amazon.

I’ve Broken My Bum! by Dawn McMillan, illus. Ross Kinnaird

October 1, 2019 Comments off

broken bumI’ve Broken My Bum! by Dawn McMillan, illus. Ross Kinnaird. Pub. Oratia, 2019.

The boy has crashed his bike and broken his bum. It is in pieces and all the bits are on the floor.

He collects them all together on a tray and glues them all back, but there is still a crack. Never mind he presses the bum back on but the tray is stuck to it. What can he do?

Then he discovers that having a tray stuck to your bum has it’s advantages. Read it and see what happens.

Rhyming text accentuates the hilarity of the situation and Ross Kinnaird milks every scenario to the fullest degree with his superb illustrations.

I sure fire hit with reluctant readers at junior/ primary level especially boys. Get that Scottish granny to read this on line too.

The Invicibles Pt2. Short Circuit by Peter Millett, illus. Myles Lawford.

September 7, 2019 Comments off

Short circuitThe Invicibles Pt2. Short Circuit by Peter Millett, illus. Myles Lawford. Pub. Scholastic, 2019.

Book 2 in this series about five super charged kids who play for the same rugby team. They where hit by lightning which gave them super powers but only when they connect together and only for 80 minutes the same time it takes to play a game of rugby.

This last part was questioned by a boy in a class I was talking to about this book. He rightly pointed out that there is 10 minutes for half time and did they lose their powers during this time? What do you think?

Well a short circuit has reduced all Invincibles to inch high and they are targets of wetas and magpies. Tricky Ricky has a plan to steel the gold medals of the All Greats World Cup medals and the Invincibles have to stop him

See if they can but you might have to go down the toilet to follow them.

Lots of laughs with ‘O for awesome” getting a good run and “winning ugly” getting in there too. Illustrations are a star again, check out the magpies.

For reluctant readers of intermediate and primary school level. A good laugh. Part 1 is also review elsewhere on this blog.

My Parents Cancelled My Birthday by Jo Simmons, illus. Nathan Reed.

September 1, 2019 Comments off

cancelledMy Parents Cancelled My Birthday by Jo Simmons, illus. Nathan Reed. Pub. Bloomsbury, 2019.

This is an easy to read novel for primary and Intermediate readers who have a vivid sense of humour and imagination. It is what I call intelligent silliness and believe me  the weird things that go on will have you in stitches.

Tom is nearly eleven and he wants a birthday like one of his school mates had. Unfortunately things happen in his family that cause his parents to cancel his birthday.

It starts with the family pig named Tiny. He lives on the roof of the garage because there is no room elsewhere on their section. When Nana comes round with her chihuahua named Margherita, Tiny falls off the roof and squashes the dog flat. Tony puts it in a pizza box and buries it in the sandpit at the local nursery school.

There is uproar in Tom’s family. Nan is distraught, his younger sister Meg blames herself saying she is jinxed because the tooth fairy has neglected to leave money for her lost tooth. Father can’t finish the novel he has written and has a headache and mother is stressed by work. After Margherita got flattened Tom’s parents cancel his birthday.

Tom then goes into crazy overdrive to get his birthday back.

From the author of I Swapped my Brother on the Internet also reviewed on this blog. For reluctant readers.

You will laugh yourself silly. Nathan Reed’s illustrations enhance the humour and the characters superbly.

Five Go Gluten Free by Enid Blyton, Text by Bruno Vincent

August 20, 2019 Comments off

glutinFive Go Gluten Free by Enid Blyton, Text by Bruno Vincent. Pub. Quercus, 2016.

Satire can be wonderfully entertaining especially when applying modern day ethics and habits to the Famous Five. The Five are now in their 20’s with University degrees and careers ahead of them.

Anne, George, Julian and Dick plus dog Timmy are housemates and on Anne’s birthday she gets a book by a woman called Portia who opens her eyes to the toxic nature of the modern western diet.

Turns out Portia is a friend of Cousin Rupert whom he met at a party by Silvio Berlusconi and Rupert convinces Anne to go on a wellness gluten free diet.

Anne in turn convinces the others to go on the diet and calls it their new adventure. They are extremely reluctant and fight it all the way until Anne decides they should go back to Dorset to consolidate the new diet which will make them energised and happy.

No more cakes and lashings of ginger beer. It does not go down well even with Timmy whose whatsits once could be collected in a bag but would now need a hoover to mop them all up.

Will the Dorset trip /come adventure help with the diet? Read it and find out.

Very funny and totally true to the original stories. For everybody. The front cover is perfect with original drawings throughout the text.