AniMalcolm by David Baddiel. Pub HarperCollins, 2016.
This quirky novel about identity for primary and intermediate students is absurdly clever. It combines the poo bum weez humour of writers like Paul Jennings and Andy Griffith but adds a satirical dimension that will make older readers smile too.
Malcolm lives in a home loaded with animals but he cares nothing for them and doesn’t know why. Everybody else in his family loves animals why not him? Was it the fact that the chimpanzees threw poo over him when he visited the zoo, or something else?
Malcolm goes to visit Orwell Farm with his class and encounters a goat with big eyes named K-Pax. He stares into the eyes of the guru like goat, falls asleep and when he wakes he is a turtle lying on his back. Horrors.
In turn he changes into a cat, then a sheep and other animals before becoming a pigeon. He learns that every time he goes to sleep he wakes up as the last animal he saw.
How will he become a human again.? What will he learn about being an animal? Read it and find out.
Simple to read, clever illustrations and lots of laughs.
I was having a lull with my reading but this latest novel from Bernard Beckett has whipped me back into shape. I am so glad that he is back and with a novel that will make you think.
Rene and Theo are identical twins. They sometimes swapped places although both have distinct characters. Rene is more academic and sensitive, Theo is confident brash and popular.
Their parents were killed in bizarre circumstances when they were 7 or 8 and they were brought up by a Mrs Struthers. The twins were close but things became divisive when they hit their teens and girls came on the scene. Harriet and Emily. Both boys were attracted to these girls but Theo had the style and confidence to strike.
When Theo has an accident that renders him brain dead, Rene is interviewed by a psychologist, Maggie, to see if he can make an “informed consent” as to whether a ground breaking surgical procedure can take place in which Rene’s thought patterns and memories will be transferred into Theo’s dead brain.
The interview of Rene is stunning and revealing. Dr Huxley is to conduct the brave new world operation and urges Maggie and Rene to come to a quick decision but it is Emily that delivers the critical statement. To Rene she says “if you do this, who will be there for me to love”?
Read it and find the stunning answer. And…. does Rene want his brother back as a replica of himself and is he capable psychologically of making this decision?
High school, young adult and adult readers will find this novel fulfilling
Milena ws born in the country of Olissa on the borders of Soviet Union, Turkey and Iran. When she was 7 years old she was taken from her family for a purpose and put under the wing of the cruel and ruthless Mistress at a spy organisation known as Perun.
At age 11 she underwent cosmetic surgery to look like Alexandra Gastone the person whose life she was going to assume, after years of training to become her. She made friends with Varos a boy 7 years older than her and who was to become her Handler in America.
At age 18 years and a high school student in America with a boy friend who she keeps “close yet far”, living with an adoring grandfather, Albert, who loves her dearly, she is called to do the sleeper role she was assigned to do for Olissa and the Perun.
This is an excellent spy book that would make a great movie. T.A. Maclagan keeps the intrigue going till the last page with more twists and turns than a politician’s speech. Superbly constructed story in a high stakes game.
The heart of the story is based around the theme of being who you are. Milena cannot be herself and she cannot be Alexandra either. Her aspirations and manners are always fake. Detection is unthinkable. But does she really know what is going on and who can she trust? Who knows what is really going on? Is she a spy? A granddaughter? A girlfriend? A liar? A traitor? Read it and find out. There is a bit of romance in there as well and it is hot stuff.
In 25 years of reading Y.A. novels I have never read a spy novel. This is as good as Le Carre. If you miss this you will kick yourself.
Muddle thinks that Mo is a funny looking duck and Muddle is right because Mo is a goat. Goats do not look anything like ducks, well not in my experience at least but who knows what sort of slant Picasso could put on it.
Muddle decides that Mo is a funny colour for a duck, his beak is too hairy, he doesn’t eat worms among other things but worst of all his poos are too hard. It doesn’t look good for Mo.
Then Muddle sees a Goat Farm and realises Mo is not a duck but a goat. Mo of course already knows this but is Muddle a goat? Read it and find out. Very good ending.
Delightful picture book with a very expressive duck and a goat. Written text is minimal and right on the nail. Has great child appeal especially with the” hard poos”. My granddaughters wanted to have it read again and they are hard taskmasters.
Absolutely brilliant novel for young and reluctant readers who like stories about animals on the farm.
Scrap is born blond on a sheep farm. Sheep apparantly are not scared of a blond dog because they think it is a sheep. So Scrap is for the scrap heap. Fortunately he is found by Lionel and learns lifes first lessons from Bill the dog the first of which is finding out who and what he is.
The first chapter titled Genius is one to remember as Scrap learns that he is not human and not a chicken but a dog.
Scrap has many lessons to learn and Vince Ford crams a laugh into every incident. But there is a serious side particularly the fact that Scrap was saved from death from a farmer who decided he was no good.
Primary and Intermediate students will love these. Destined to be a NZ classic.
At the end of book one Scrap is bound for another sheep farm where he is to learn the ropes as a sheep dog.
Scrap has a lot of talent as an “eye dog” but he has rivals and friends amongst the other farm dogs. Competition to be top dog is fierce.
Plus Scrap has a desire to meet his mother and maybe his father.
Brilliantly told by Vince Ford. This and Book one are essential purchases for any home that loves reading and for school libraries.
This book is a real laugh but holds a very important message that came from Shakespeare “to thine ownself be true”.
Harriet manners considers herself a geek. Her school mates consider her a geek and while she is very bright she doesn’t look further than that.
Then it all happens. On a school trip to a clothes fashion show with her aspiring super model girlfriend Nat, Harriet is discovered by Wilbur who works for ultra chic fashion designer Yuka Ito. Harriet becomes the new face of fashion and blows this avant garde world away with her intelligence and her honesty.
The novel is full of memorable characters like her lawyer stepmother Annabel, bewidered father and serial geek stalker Toby.
The best quote from the novel is “modelling can be fun as long as you don’t take it personally”. In the dressing room fife can be bitchy.
A first novel by Holly Smale who knows what she is writing about as she was “discovered” as a model at the age of 15years, the same as Harriet.
Intermediate and high school in appeal and jolly good fun.